April 15, 2011

so this girl i used to be friends with just got pregnant. as luck would have it, she also got chlamydia. if she's anything like she used to be, she'll probably keep the baby as well as the chlamydia. shes just lucky i haven't seen her since we stopped being friends because i would have kicked her in her uterus. i dont know if theres a way to make someone miscarry, but she shouldn't have any problem doing that on her own. seriously, she'll still drink and smoke weed while shes pregnant. her baby is going to look incessant.

some people just dont deserve to be happy. she's one of them. her name is Bree Gravelyn here is her facebook URL so go harass her for being nasty.

Homeless rights

how do homeless people have any less rights that the average man living in america? for starters, very few people are actually born homeless. when a child is born into this world without a roof over its head, it ought to be taken away or put into states custody. usually; homeless people have a house, job, car, family to start off with. because of their continual drug/alcohol use they lose it.
1.) thats their own fault; so how could they even have the balls to feel entitled to any of the governments free services.
2.) perhaps if they stopped spending all of their hard earned pan-handling dollars on crack they would have enough money to spend on a car of even a small apartment with one of their other homeless friends.
3.) people need to stop justifying their actions. saying that "after being homeless for a month your animal instincts come out and its hard to tame those" bullshit!! we're humans, not coyotes, and weather or not you have a place to sleep at night, loitering is still loitering. so find a local fucking COTS!
4.) people who are homeless by choice are ungrateful fucks who deserve to be treated with no respect or hospitality.

saying that a homeless man has less rights than a working-class citizen is like saying that cardboard feels better if you glue broken glass to it. there are gas stations all over the country that would love a new janitor or shelve stalker, its a matter of getting off the park bench and asking for an application thats at hand, and not one of morals or guilt.

the message that I'm unsuccessfully trying to communicate is that weather or not by choice you're homeless, there is something that can be done about it. i have family that directs homeless/emergency shelters where the purpose is to provide a bed, and food until they get back on their feet. the resources are there, and if they aren't taken advantage of; then really, who's fault is it? the state isn't going to employ people to wipe a homeless ass. responsibility is still responsibility. every state has a department of labor and a shelter to be used, so use them to your advantage.

one more thing; i am so sick of seeing bums at the library on Facebook! seriously what the fuck is up with that? like; dont you see your homeless friends enough on the streets that you shouldn't have to send them messages about where you are? you're probably going to see them on your way out the door.

April 12, 2011

i swear if i see another one of these-->   i might involuntarily go on a "Charlie Manson pregnant woman stabbing spree"

for real; i watched a show on TLC the other night about teenage pregnancy and sexual unawareness and it opened my eyes to just how fucking pathetic some girls are. the statistics show (in my opinion) that approximately 1/3 of all teenage women are fucking scummy cuntsluts tho should be given aids and left to die. why bring a child into this world if you know that you wont be able to provide it with everything it deserves?

furthermore - because the majority of these girls haven't had a respectable family of their own - why would anyone want to repeat the same mistake in a future generation?

just a little something to think about..

how to tell if you're a redneck

everyone could benefit from the awareness of this topic.

nobody likes a redneck so if you think you may be one, or you think you know someone who may be one, answer the following questions.

1. in the past 24 hours have you thought about engaging in sexual activities with one or more of the game animals?
2. do you own a truck?
3. do you refer to your truck as your child?
4. when masturbating; do you find yourself fantasizing about your siblings?
5. is your mother also your aunt?
6. if granted 3 wishes, would those wishes include : a brand new shotgun, camo clothing, a degree as an auto engineer, a 200 Lb deer, a fishing trophy?
7. are you completely socially ignorant and okay with the fact that everyone who matters on this earth fucking hates you and the dip in your lip?

if you have answered yes to the majority of these questions, you should probably light yourself on fire, cut your stomach open, and hang yourself for the world to see.

(tweedle dee)

(tweedle dumb)