Tuesday, May 31, 2011

may 31, 2011

god almighty its been too fucking long, school's almost over and im pumped for it. all the little hoes in my class are going bat shit because its so hot outside.

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i find that by taking 1 of these pills every hour or so can cure all of the previous problems. its the perfect solution. ladies; get out there and score some

Saturday, May 7, 2011

May 6, 2011

the other day i was faced with a serious dilemma:
a kid walked up to me and told me that he could get me ecstasy for $5 a piece. keep in mind that this is a highschool kid and he probably doesnt have the most reliable sources. so i stalled for a couple seconds quickly to take a look at the kid; he was clearly tweeking out (his eyes were glazed, dialated, and all over the place). he looked like a jock, and also didnt look very trustworthy.
my dilemma was; so i take this kid up on his offer and risk taking the exact same drug that he took which is why this kid looks like a bat out of hell right now, or do i tell him to get lost and continue being clean?
i chose to tell the kid to get lost. the reasoning behind my decision was that i know when i do drugs i dont stop and it isnt very pretty either.
i just thought it was funny that this kid thougt i was actually going to invest five dollars into his drug fund. he was probably never even going to get them for me in the first place. he probably just wanted money for his next fix.

anywho, im glad i didnt waste my time or money on that jukie. now i have cash to spend